I had the occasion to catch a piece of what has been dubbed by every major news outlet as "America's Biggest Surprise Hit" last night: Dancing With the Stars. I once again question television's definition of a "star", especially when they give that label to The Bachelorette, a random supermodel, some soap opera actress, and Joey McIntyre. The only redeeming quality of the otherwise boring and ridiculous show was the actor who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld, who has the same mannerisms in real life as the character. You know there's nothing good on during the summer when this is what has taken America by storm.