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Endorsement
With the election coming up tomorrow, I know what most of you are thinking: "I've seen the debates and the interviews and the Swift Boat Veterans for Misleading Attack Ads, but who will win the prized Chris Hill Festival Endorsement for President?" Well your wait is over, for here I am to offer my endorsement for the Mega Man/Proto Man ticket.
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George W. Bush may talk about being tough on rogue nations, but has he defeated even half the Robot Masters that Mega Man has? John Kerry may have three purple hearts, but did he ever have to go into a fight against Gemini Man without the Search Snake?
Bush dodged military service while Kerry protested against it. Only Mega Man went fearlessly into battle over and over again even though he knew that Dr. Wily was always waiting at the end of the line with an elaborate machine that had one glaring weakness against a weapon coincidentally obtained earlier.
And on the home front, even Mega Man's pets are superior. Can Bush's dog turn into a jet? Does either candidate have a cat that can turn into a buzz saw, destroying everything in its path?
So the choice is clear, for a candidate who won't flip-flop, take month-long vacations, or mispronounce simple words, vote Mega Man in 2004.
Comments
I don't care how sweet Megaman's rockets are- I'm voting Mythos. Cthulhu in '04, baby! Why vote for a lesser evil? ;)
Posted by: Moueska at November 2, 2004 4:38 PM
I notice the Sonic/Tails ticket has gone completely uncovered. What, just because they're not a major party ticket, they don't deserve to be heard?
Posted by: Brian at November 2, 2004 8:22 PM
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