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The Mouse, Redux
Dave doesn't seem as concerned as michael and I are that our apartment is infested with vermin. Perhaps this is because Dave has not actually seen our mouse. Below is an artist's rendition of a normal mouse:
Notice its cute and fuzziness, its wee little feet, and its little whiskers. Now here is an artist's rendition of the Apartment 12 mouse:
Notice its dinosaur-like spiked tail, its giant claws for ripping flesh, its sharp teeth for gnawing on human bones, and downwardly-turned eyebrow that just screams "evil". I bet now Dave won't be so quick to welcome it and its equally-gruesome friends into our meager apartment.
Comments
Dude, yours has downward-sloped eyebrows?
You're screwed.
Posted by: Brian at January 31, 2004 2:02 PM
It looks sort of like a cross between Stitch from Lilo and Stitch, Godzilla, and a Rodent of Unusual Size from the Princess Bride.
Posted by: Eileen at January 31, 2004 10:50 PM
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