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 November 20, 2003 - 02:57 PM | chris
P4rd0n the 1nterrupt10n

David and I get most of our daily sports news from ESPN's show Pardon the Interruption, which features balding Tony Kornheiser and fake-street-cred Michael Wilbon arguing about the previous day's events in sports, as well as exciting pop culture news like the bear falling out of the tree onto the trampoline and the lawyer getting shot and hiding behind a tree.

So if these two guys can sit on tv for 30 minutes a day and argue about sports, why can't two other guys (say, any permutation of David, michael, and I) get paid to argue about Computer Science topics for 30 minutes? I mean, who wouldn't tune in to hear which is better, Apple or Microsoft? Or the latest lawsuits by the RIAA? It would be like a 30 minute Slashdot post with only 3 uninformed folks commenting rather than thousands of idiots making the same jokes. TechTV here we come...

Apple sucks.



Comments

Chris, Chris, Chris... You're being very childish. "Apple sucks" is a poor excuse for an argument, if it can even be called that. In fact, it's down-right embarrassing. You should be ashamed! Have I taught you nothing? You should have said "@ppl3 is teh SuX0rz!!1!1! lolomgrofl :P" Now that is a bullet-proof argument!

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2003 1:22 AM

It's even better if you can work in a way to talk about your latest \/1®u$ that will take down the world.

Posted by: Brian at November 21, 2003 10:42 AM

I for one welcome our new Soviet Russian overlords.

Or would it be "In Soviet Russia, played out joke overlords welcome you?"

Plus maybe a hidden link to goatse too just for good measure.

Posted by: ben at November 21, 2003 11:03 AM