Jurassic 5 and Black Eyed Peas are making a return trip to Washington University, much to the chagrin of everyone not a member of Team31, the inane student group that misappropriates our funds every year. They have been my arch nemesis since the very first WILD I attended, which was headlined by the backup band of noname act King Floyd. Their budget has ballooned since then, this year it's rumored to be $187,000 or so, yet they still book the same cheap, crappy hip hop acts. It is too late for me to make a difference and stop this travesty from occurring semester after semester, but not for you. I know there are quite a few undergrads who read this page, so if you fall into this category and like good music, then go this page and apply to be a member of Team31. Each Festival reader who joins Team31 will receive their very own cache of -273 stickers, free of charge!