While we're all waiting anxiously for the nominees of Lucas' Most Hat-centric Movie of the Year, I took a stroll over to those other guys to see which of their nominees I've seen.

Normally this is where I list the best picture nominees, complain that I've only seen one of the movies, and then make fun of Hollywood for awhile. This year, however, not only have I seen none of the Best Picture nominees, but I've seen none of the movies nominated for any of the major awards.

Best Actor, Supporting Actor, Best Actress, Supporting Actress, Best Picture, not even Animated Feature. Not until you get down to the categories like Art Direction, Cinematography, and Costumes do you come to any movies I've seen. And I'm not even remotely intrigued by any of the ones I didn't see, with the exception of a Best Animated Short Film called "Badgered". And even that could probably never live up to our old friends...these badgers.