Yesterday at Blockbuster Video I spotted the most unholy of sacrileges. You may remember my posts a few years ago about Apartment 12: The Movie and Apartment 2welve: The Adventure Continues. Well it turned out someone actually read those posts, and somehow they twisted around my great ideas into this atrocity.

My part is being played by MARK RUFFALO?!?! What happened to David and michael? And more importantly, how did my action-packed, extreme-sports-filled plot turn into some gooey, artsy-fartsy fluff? And they didn't even give me a screenwriters credit. Unbelievable. If you're in the mood for some more pain, there's a trailer here, but don't say I didn't warn you.