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 July 26, 2005 - 07:46 PM | chris
Colorado

As I previously mentioned, I was in Colorado on vacation a couple of weeks ago. Eileen took approximately 900 pictures, and we're just now starting to poke through them, so I thought I'd give you a pictorial trip to Colorado while you're stuck reading this website at work...

Although it looks like a giant UFO landing, this is us arriving at the Rocky Mountains after driving off the edge of the map and through the most boring place on Earth. I am speaking, of course, of Kansas, where cows outnumber people 5 to 1 and Stuckey's restaurants outnumber people 3 to 1. Instead of spending the time to research whether it is indeed flatter than a pancake (hint: yes), perhaps we should be looking into whether there are signs of intelligent life (hint: are cows intelligent?).

This little blurry guy is a Ground Squirrel. You can see by the carrot and the sleek body that these squirrels are much healthier than WashU squirrels, as they must make do without a daily diet of pizza crusts, french fries, and Krispy Kreme. They also get winded more easily and presumably can't throw curveballs as well.

More tomorrow (or the next time I post)...



Comments

I was in CO too -- had a great time and posted pointer to pix in my blog.

Posted by: rkc at July 31, 2005 9:57 PM