Football commercials tend to be a bit repetitive. Coors Light beer is cold. This idea has been pounded into my head for the last two hours. But the silliest thing I've heard so far is the notion of a "certified pre-owned" car. What exactly does this mean? They're basically saying, "we promise, it's a used car. We aren't trying to sneak a new car to you for a low price, it really was driven into the ground by a teenager who thought he was Vin Diesel. We swear."