For the third straight day, there is no snow on the ground. That makes Weather.com 0 for 3 this week in terms of predicting the weather. If they were a baseball player, they'd be getting pinch hit for in the later innings.

How can they still be calling this "reality TV"? According to CNN, MTV will be showing an Osbourne Family holiday special that features:

-Jessica Simpson singing a duet with Ozzy
-Kelly Osbourne "singing" Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
-"Twas the Night Before Christmas" as performed by Sharon Osbourne, Big Boi from Outkast, JC from NSync, Tracy Morgan, and Carmen Electra.

This sounds nothing like Christmas at my house, how is this "reality"? I'd have to say my house gets the slight edge, though. We may not have Jessica Simpson, but we also don't have Kelly Osbourne.

It's December 5th, and I've bought a grand total of one Christmas present so far. I was planning on going shopping on Saturday, but forgot that my people had already committed me to a previous engagement. I guess I will have to forego my usual orgy of football on Sunday to join the crowds at the mall. That is if I don't gamble away all of my money before then.

Speaking of gambling, I just finished watching "Celebrity Poker" on James' computer. That's some good stuff. There's nothing like watching David Schwimmer confirm my suspicions by being the absolute worst poker player ever. Nobody gets the dead-giveaway "aww man" look on his face when he misses the flush he was going for quite like Mr. Schwimmer. The only disappointing part was that Ben Affleck was not permitted to use J-Lo as a wager.