For some reason, Snoop Dogg is everywhere these days. His MTV show was only marginally funny, if that, but apparently it struck a chord with marketers everywhere. Now either Snoop or his "-izzle talk" can be found in:

-an AOL 9.0 commercial where after a lame couple are told they should install AOL and use Snoop Dogg CDs for their artwork by Jerry Stiller, Snoop walks into their living room and says "now wait one minizzle". At no point is the couple surprised that two celebrities appear in their living room.

-an Old Navy Commercial where The Nanny, after chastising a there-for-the-sake-of-being-there monkey in a scarf, exclaims "my shizzle's gone fazizzle!" or something to that effect.

and the most egregious offender:

-"Red Light, Green Light", a horrible horrible song with Limp Bizkit that Snoop should've avoided like the plague.

With this in mind, some of you may want to join the craze and start talking like Snoop before it officially jumps the shark. I send you here where a Scott Friedman-authored script will help you sound like an even lamer white guy or girl. Fo shizzle!