I feel the need to point out that I am slated to play the role of the helpless princess who needs rescuing, though I think Peach is a really dumb name, so perhaps I could go by Watermelon.

michael had a cool idea where I could make a cameo and bestow upon the main character an anime superpower, such as being able to transform into a giant mecha robot. That sounds cool coz then players would be like "YES! Amy's here!!" or something like, because everyone loves transforming into giant mechas.

Hmm, let's see. You could gain strength by eating cheese cubes and drinking blue powerade. And you'd have a time limit: your stomach will start acting up if you take too long. Your theme song should be "gotta get her out," and your character should have green spikey hair. You should also have a monkey sidekick that wears clothes. Your character will be drawn to spicy food, but in the end it will only reduce the time limit. Heights are obviously out, but so are any events that are inherently unsafe (i.e. your character won't climb on catwalks that look like they could fall down any second). And ice skating just isn't your thing. But you can slide down slopes faster than anyone. And every once in a while your character will break out a guitar and play some quality punk, just for the hell of it.

I think you need a good alter-ego nickname like "The Scavenger"

Also, looking back at the movie's plotline, does this mean I'm going to be one of those stupid NPC's that you have to guard for a mission or two? If you're looking for a nickname for me, I'd recommend your personal favorite, "Talls", or possibly "Oronde"

Oronde Gadsden needs to get his ass back in playing shape and back in the league or no one will understand by nickname of Oronde for you. I'm disappointed in him, I guess those couple of years of being a big gorilla and catching jump balls has finally paid its toll.