Permanent Vacation
The long, strange trip begins tomorrow, although I guess it's not very long. I fly out to San Jose tomorrow night, give my half-hour talk on Wednesday afternoon, then fly back midday Thursday. I'm being bankrolled by the department, so I'm sure I'll be dining on filet mignon or surf and turf while I'm there.
While I'm gone, you'll need some entertainment to keep you occupied. I recommend finding it at the official site of the homosexual cross-dressing baton twirler of the Central West End. While dining in the CWE on Friday night, I saw not only him but also a pair of midgets. Needless to say, it made my day.
And of course, there's always this.
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Oh, damn that infernal badger song! Damn it to hell! Just when you think you've gotten it out of your head...Now I can't even eat mushrooms or visit the reptile house at the zoo without that stupid stupid song popping back in my head. And then Berney mentions the word badger...Aughh!!
Posted by: Eileen at October 27, 2003 9:28 PM
I wondered about that baton guy. I have seen him a few times down in the CWE, and didn't think much of it, having lived in NY for 7 years. But I guess it is kind of unusual.
Have a great trip. Bring fame and honor to the DOC group Chris. (You have the Laptop of Power)
Posted by: rkc at October 28, 2003 6:39 AM
Yes, Chris. I have complete confidence that you will blow everyone's mind with your powerful speech on optimizing memory access combined with your spectacular human beat box skills.
Posted by: Lucas at October 28, 2003 12:55 PM
...SNAKE! OOOH ITS A SNAKE ITS A BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ...
Posted by: ben at October 28, 2003 1:07 PM
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