A Surprise Guest Post
Hello everybody! I just wanted to announce that Chris's archives have been automagically restored, thanks to a little script I wrote. Restoring 396 posts is no easy task, let me tell you. After extracting nearly 1 meg of pure Chris Hill, my script has been acting a bit odd. It keeps complaining about drivers in florida, rooting for the Red Sox, and singing bad love songs. Perhaps we cann use it to replace Chris, after we kidnap him and send him to Russia as a mail-order American groom. After all, there has to be something to balance to flow of mail-order Russian brides.
Anyway, if Chris doesn't immediatly delete this post, I'll let him write his own guest-post on Rubidium, as a show of good faith. The last thing we need is another "H@x0r W@r" to leave the -273 server scorched and barren. Oh, and I swear on my 21'' monitor that I didn't touch any of Chris's other posts (and I'm 99% sure that my script parsed all of them correctly).
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Rather than delete Jim's post, I think I'll just make him post for me all the time from now on. Either that or give me his 21" monitor.
Posted by: Chris Hill Festival at August 6, 2003 8:29 PM
Ah... So it looks like you have discovered the 397th entry that I "restored." Well, I'll tell you what. I give you my permission to take the 42" plasma screen from the moby lab. I'm sure they won't mind.
Posted by: jim at August 6, 2003 8:45 PM
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