I went to the Cardinals game on Sunday with the express purpose of securing a Scott Rolen bobblehead that was being given away to the first 30,000 fans in attendance. I managed to snag one, and I held on to it despite being offered $20 for it by the guy sitting next to me. As soon as I got home they were already being offered on eBay, and there are tons of them on there now going for around $40.

But Scott Rolen isn't nearly as cool as Football Jesus, or the king of all bobbleheads: Giant Life-Sized Jesus. For only $2750.00 you can own a life-sized fiberglass Jesus whose head bobs up and down when you slam the door.

Dave's Geico Gecko bobblehead, an Apartment 12 staple, is even available online, while michael's Mike Matheny is going for upwards of $65 on eBay.

And of course, what better way to show your patriotism than this historical reenactment of Saddam Hussein with his pants down and a missile coming out of his ass.