The following post was on everyone's favorite newsgroup, wu.forsale, under the heading "Friendship for sale":

Hi! I'm trying to figure out ways to make money, so I'm selling tickets to a fondue party at my place. It will be a special event for anyone who buys a ticket, it is a good way to meet people, and have somewhere to go. i was thinking of holding this party next Thursday, May 8th at 7pm. Tickets are $15 a piece, or 2 for 25. There will be great food and company. Please help support me through med school! Thanks, please email back soon if you are interested.

So let me get this straight, I can pay $15 to eat fondue at somebody's apartment with people I don't know? Sign me up!