I've posted before about the news down here and how they report about things like wild turkeys and people marrying their dogs to each other, but tonight they solved a big mystery in Stuart. Apparently a woman has been stealing valuable racehorses and disguising them by painting over their distinguishing markings with black spray paint. Fortunately the lead story on tonight's news was that they've caught her, so all you racehorse owners of south Florida can relax this evening. The whole thing just screamed "plot of Scooby-Doo episode".

In front of me on the plane yesterday was a woman who, because of her, shall I say, "portliness", had to purchase two seats side-by-side. Despite weighing upwards of 400 pounds, however, she proudly displayed her "Couch Potatoes of America" t-shirt.