It seems that Madeleine Albright will be this year's commencement speaker, which will make for yet another slow, plodding ceremony. Lucas and I were brainstorming today and came up with a few better candidates for commencement speakers. Feel free to leave comments with any of your own.

-Pee Wee Herman
-the Talking Dolphin from SeaQuest DSV
-KITT from Knight Rider
-Max Headroom
-an American Gladiator
-Kevin, Screech's Robot from Saved By the Bell
-Jeremy Bentham's Auto-Icon
-Corey Feldman
-the Lead Singer of Some 80's Hair Metal Band Like Pantera
-Bart Simpson

And the list goes on and on.