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 March 31, 2003 - 08:54 PM | chris
Dear Chris...

While strolling through my site stats today, I noticed that someone came upon the Festival while searching for "Where can I find information, pictures and tips, or dos and don'ts for males for prom?". Unfortunately I don't think this customer left satisfied, so I will provide my handy-dandy guys' guide to high school prom:

Do compliment your date on her appearance, comparing her to a star from TV.
Don't tell her that TV show is FOX's Man vs. Beast.

Do open the car door for you date.
Don't even bother if you drive a station wagon.

Do buy your date flowers that match her dress.
Don't pick those flowers from the flowering pear trees on campus that smell like dead fish.

Do have a sip of some spirits to celebrate the occasion.
Don't get so trashed you hook up with the class nerd or your date's sister.

I hope this helps.