I know that I have been flamed in the past by certain people for posting links from CNN.com, but this story about Michael Jackson's continuing quest to be the strangest person in America is required reading for everyone.

Words can no longer describe the things that Jackson does, but here are some entertaining tidbits in the article, like the fact that he has nicknamed his young son (Prince Michael the Second) "Blanket", and the following disturbing quote:

'He revealed that after Paris was born "I snatched her and just went home with all the placenta and everything all over her. I'm not kidding. Got her in a towel and ran. They said it was fine... And I got her home and washed it all off."'

WHAT?

In other random news, in an effort to make the 4th member of Apartment 12 not feel left out, we are going to start signing Admiral Rufus Fish up for things (Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes comes to mind) so that he can receive mail here at the apartment. If you have any funny ideas, leave me a comment or drop me a line.