[Narrated by the guy who does the voiceovers for the WB]

They were three ordinary grad students, working hard to make ends meet [shot of David chugging a soda while coding on his multi-monitor system]...but when their neighbor's car gets broken into again [shot of Lucas pounding his fist on the hood of his car], they must take matters into their own hands. Summoning all of their extreme sports abilities [shots of David snowboarding down Forest Park Parkway smashing windows with a crowbar, michael hang-gliding through the Arch with a flamethrower, and Chris standing on two motorcycles and jumping off the MLK Memorial Bridge], they invade East St. Louis and exterminate car thieves with extreme prejudice.

Their job done, they returned to their programming thinking that the city was safe. But they were wrong....dead wrong [shot of man shooting a gun]. When Rachel is kidnapped by rival gang members [played by Kid Rock and Andrew W.K.]...it gets personal [shot of michael looking to the heavens and screaming with rage].

From Columbia Pictures and TriStar Entertainment comes a story of pride [shot of David drag racing his Echo in front of Joy Luck Chinese Buffet], vengeance [shot of michael roundhouse-kicking Kid Rock], and lust [shot of Chris smoking a cigar with a fistful of hundred dollar bills in a hot tub full of naked women].

Dixon.

Warner.

Hill.

And introducing Katie Holmes as Chris' girlfriend.

Apartment Twelve the Movie. Coming next summer to theaters everywhere.