Is there any more annoying sound that that of someone packing their cigarettes?

If you're in a band that sings nonthreatening weenie-rock, why would you name your group Savage Garden?

When a chef trains for years preparing all sorts of exotic dishes and finally gets to be on the Iron Chef, doesn't he feel a little gypped when the main ingredient is something like rice?

As Dave pointed out, why does everyone on the Batman tv series call him "Millionaire Bruce Wayne" when they are speaking of him in the 3rd person, including Bruce himself?

Did the people who claimed that they would "never trust FOX again" after last week's Joe Millionaire non-finale forget that this network (which in the past has broadcast, amongst other things, footage of animals mutilating people, grisly stunt accidents, and a game show where people are subjected to jets of flame and ice) once advertised two consecutive Simpsons episodes as "season premieres"?

Why does the WashU Athletic Complex now require you to swipe your ID card rather than just show it to the person at the desk, even though I have seen their system let in people who haven't been enrolled here in 3 years?

If hunting is a sport, why don't we ever see any competitions where the hunters compete directly against each other, where the winner is the one who bags the most other hunters?

Why is Michael Irvin a studio commentator for Arena Football, a sport which he never played?

In retrospect, can't everybody finally admit that capri pants looked ridiculous and that they, like spandex, made everyone look unattractive?