Lately I've been suffering from a case of mistaken identities. Recently I have been receiving emails from 'Jean-Baptiste' about some French art auction and the software that he wrote for it. In his latest missive, Jean-Baptiste even quotes the message that he is replying to, which is from someone named Fred. I feel like such a voyeur spying on Jean-Baptiste and Fred's (most likely fabricated) conversations, although they are pretty boring. There's some sort of Art auction called "Apocalypse" that is coming up over in Europe somewhere, and Jean-Baptiste is apparently writing .NET software for it.

I've also been targeted as a likely consumer for the "Voodoo Magick Box", a little electronic Walkman that supposedly gives you a "drug-like" psychedelic experience while being a perfectly legal, "non-addictive narcotic substitute". You can read all about it, and how it will make you a sexual superstar, here.