Sadly, I do not get to force everyone to call me "Special Agent Chris". After making it to the round of 10, I was bounced from contention for the lone FBI Honors Internship today. I also lost a game of Monopoly with my parents and maternal grandparents today, during which my dad accused us of favoring my mom in property transactions because "she's part of your family". Some days I win plane tickets and do well on exams and get really damn lucky, but my luck always runs out in the end.