It's that time of week once again, time to make my futile attemp to guess the outcome of NFL football games. Last week I reverted to old form and went 8-5 (with one tie!) and moved to 85-60. Lucas expertly went 10-3 and zips upwards to 96-49. Here are this week's picks with appropriate acronyms instead of comments:

PIT at TEN: PIT. Pissed In Tennessee (after last week's blown lead and subsequent tie).

DAL at IND: IND. Dallas Always Loses.

BUF at KC: KC. Bledsoe's Usual Fade.

BAL at MIA: BAL. Missing Is Aikman (the 'Fins called the washed-up QB to try and lure him back on the field, but he declined, so Miami is stuck with Ray Lucas who is every bit as bad as advertised).

GB at MIN: GB. Moss Is Nuts.

WAS at NYG: NYG. Next Year, Giants.

AZ at PHI: PHI. Playoff chase Halted by Indy.

NO at ATL: NO. Another Tough Loss.

CLE at CIN: CLE. Close Losses End here.

CAR at TB: TB. Totally Boring.

SF at SD: SF. Standard Decline.

DEN at SEA: DEN. Drop Every Night game

JAX at HOU: JAX. Just Along for the eXperience (since their season is pretty much over).

NYJ at DET: NYJ. Don't Ever score Touchdowns.

NE at OAK: OAK. Outraged Against tucK rule.

CHI at STL: STL. Chandler's Home: IR (injured reserve).