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I got one of the
I got one of the best spam e-mails I've ever received in the mail the other day:
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I wonder what doctorate I could get based on my "life experiences"?
Snooty scientist: "Dr. Hill, I graduated first in my class at Harvard with a PhD in astrophysics, what about you?"
Me: "Well, I have a PhD in 'going to punk concerts' from an unnamed, confidential, unaccredited university."
Somehow I really don't see this as being my ticket to admiration by all, unless by "all" you mean "people who can't read".
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