It must be nice to live in a country where there are no copyright or intellectual property laws. In China, for instance, the 5th Harry Potter book has already been released, while in the US we have to wait at least until next year. Chances are that, unlike the Chinese version, ours will not feature, among other things, Gandalf the Wizard as Harry's grandfather or a hot-and-sour soup rain that turns Harry into a dwarf.

But if you are one of those people who just can't wait to read about Mr. Potter's newest adventure (and, like, when will he just ask Hermione out? Like, they are so, like, meant for each other!), there is a plethora of Harry Potter Fanfiction on the internet. Stories written by illiterate 10-year-olds are just as good as the real thing, I'm sure.