As you know from David's post we have been without phone and internet here at apartment 12 for the past day and a half. wing way:

Badly-engineered
and painfully slow to load,
MS Visio

In honor of my databases homework (SQL is pronounced "sequel"):

So many standards,
all with diff'rent syntaxes:
the SQL language

And this one needs no explanation:

441 test
is only three days away,
Someone kill me now.

Now it's your turn. Send me your CS or WashU-related haikus. The best ones will get published here. Make sure you include your name and web page if applicable so I can give credit where credit is due. Don't be lazy, send some in!