The Festival has gone corporate, and not by design. Last year I got my picture taken for Hatchet, the WashU yearbook, and after giving copies to my parents and now-ex girlfriend, I promptly forgot about it. Until today. It seems that there are gigantic posters hanging around campus (including smack in the middle of Mallinckrodt center) advertising the yearbook, and they decided to feature my photo prominently in the middle of it. This tells me that not only will yearbook sales plummet to record lows this year, but every time I walk around campus, every single undergraduate (especially the attractive female undergraduates) will point and snicker at me and whisper "there's that dork from the yearbook poster". My life just keeps getting better and better doesn't it?