Only in my home state of Flore-da would a demolition crew hit the wrong house with a bulldozer.

They already make CDs of cats singing Christmas carols (thanks to Pete's girlfriend Xiaoou for bringing this to my attention last winter), but now they actually make CDs for cats, and they cost almost $20. Items like this really make me wonder if companies do any sort of marketing research anymore.

Executive A: "I have an idea, let's release a CD with the target audience of 'Cats'"
Executive B: "But cats don't have any source of income, nor do they usually purchase CDs"
Executive A: "That's ok, we'll charge $20 each for the discs so we don't have to sell as many to turn a profit"

And in one of the more hilariously-written stories I've read on CNN, N*Syncher Lance Bass plans to pull out his guitar and jam in space but not to "play any concerts or cut any records". What a shame.