It's been awhile since I've done this, so let's stroll through the news:

-If you name your child Turok you can win $10,000. Says a spokesman from Acclaim, the company that manufactures the Turok video game and is sponsoring the contest: "People for generations have been naming their children for sports celebrities, movie star, musicians, It's a natural evolution ... people are going to start naming their children for video games." Umm...no. Unless the parents continue to get paid large amounts of money, don't expect to see a large crop of kids named Luigi or Sonic anytime in the near future.

-I guess this was inevitable. This is just a bad, bad idea for so many reasons.

-They're looking for Anthrax at the National Enquirer. Apparently the terrorists are now trying to help us rather than destroy our culture.