I was the target of some great searches today including: "Americans are stupid", "monkey bartender", "funny fraternity shirts", "natalie portman's tight see through costume", and of course "cozumel prostitutes". If nothing else, I want my site to be known as the source for funny fraternity shirts.

Tomorrow I begin my own personal Odyssey. No mythical monsters, just a trip through the deep south and the bible belt from south Flore-da back to the Lou. 18 hours of NASCAR fans, wrestling fanatics, animal heads on the wall in gas stations, Shania Twain, Christian Rock radio stations, a Cracker Barrel and Bob Evans at every intersection, and all the other things we all associate with backwater Georgia. I'll be back in my pad on Friday, and thanks to my car shopping extravaganza, the Festival is now mobile. Look for it in a Computer Science classroom near you.