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 August 25, 2002 - 11:38 AM | chris
Have you ever noticed that

Have you ever noticed that Disney Channel original movies have one of only two plots:

Plot A: Tooly guy who does some sort of research all day is put into an academic situation with an attractive girl, who then must choose between him and her jock/rich/arrogant boyfriend. Boy learns how to be more social, girl learns that she doesn't need to be with a popular boy to be happy.

Plot B: Boy or girl undergoes some sort of weird change (meeting someone from outer space, turning into a merman at age 13) and must deal with it while hiding terrible secret from everyone except close friend or possible boyfriend/girlfriend.

Every single one can be grouped loosely into one of these categories, which makes me think that if the whole CS thing falls through I could always become a writer for the Disney channel. Just plugging these formulaic characters into different wacky situations can't be too difficult.