Someone is trying to kill me. At least, this is michael's hypothesis after I discovered a large insect crawling on my wall. Remember the scene in Star Wars Episode II (Attack of the Clones) where Jango Fett's henchwoman puts those two giant bugs in Natalie Portman's room and they crawl around really fast? That's how this bug looked, except a bit smaller and probably not one of the most poisonous in the galaxy. I also did not dispatch of it as quickly as the two Jedis did, as my methods involved a piece of tissue and quick reflexes rather than light sabers. Regardless, michael theorizes that someone put this bug in my room with malicious intent, and I think I know who it is.

Benni Zuma.