Humans may now be able to teleport things, but we're still a long ways off as a species. This was evidenced today by the family washing their clothes in the fountain near my apartment. Keep in mind a few important facts about said fountain:

-There is no pool, it is just jets of water.
-The water has been dyed bright blue.

This resulted in a very soaking wet man washing his clothes in stained and dirty water and then drying them on the ground in the parking lot across the street. Doesn't lying wet clothes on pavement in a well-traveled parking lot kind of defeat the purpose of "washing" the clothes? I'm at a loss for words.