Our apartment has been vacant for 6 months before we arrived, yet the people who lived here before us (a couple of Asians from the sounds of their names) continue to receive mail here. Yesterday I got a bank statement for one of them. Today I got their last free issue of their subscription to Conformity magazine.

I wonder if there's also a Doing Weird Things Just for the Sake of Being Different magazine. If so, Robe Boy is definitely cover story material. In addition to his normal antics, the night before graduation he apparently shaved his head and eyebrows and was wearing nothing that anyone could see beneath his cap and gown. Then a plane flew overhead dragging behind it a sign that said "Congratulations Robe Boy and Class of 2002". If this guy isn't either living in a cardboard box or the wacky CEO of a new age company in 10 years, then America isn't the country I think it is.