If you've walked on campus this past week, you've probably noticed the unsightly giant pastel-colored wooden something-or-others that look like angle brackets that have been placed outside of the Biology building. Apparently the wacky wabbit was not enough art for our campus, so the attack of garish post-modern conversation pieces has begun.

While you're enjoying these fantastic works of art, you will hear the pealing of church bells in the background, or at least a compact disc recording that sounds like church bells. Just in time for April welcome, we have repaired our Graham Chapel broadcast system and are using it to pipe fake carillon sounds throughout campus. The best part is that at 15 minutes past the hour it plays one quarter of a song, at half past it plays a little more of the song, at quarter 'til the next hour is plays even more of the song, and finally on the hour it plays the full song.

We signed the lease for our apartment and are taking financial ownership of it on Friday, April 26. Party on Clara Road on the 26th, b.y.o.furniture.

The Red Sox are offically on a 2 game winning streak. Yes this is newsworthy.