I know most of you have probably seen it on TV, but you haven't fully experienced the nationwide phenomenon that is Darrin's Dance Grooves until you've visited Darrin's website. It is a symphony of site and sound from the moment you enter the website and are greeted by the voice of Darrin himself, sometimes informing you that you have somehow stumbled upon "the hottest website in the country" (in a sound clip with the familiar "recorded via answering machine" feel), and occasionally letting you in a hot secret, a new personal message from Darrin inviting all visitors to one of his "DDG Dance Conventions".

The site is slow and unreliable (apparently Darrin is a better Bronx Street Dancer than he is a web designer), but from what I can gather these "Conventions", held in places such as Alabama, are gatherings of nontalented preteens looking to dance like Britney and N*Sync. The Chris Hill Festival would like to bring you a live report from one of these conventions, but apparently St. Louis is not a lucrative enough market to warrant our own convention.

You, the reader, can change that. I am urging all of you to go here and contact Darrin himself, begging him to bring his traveling circus to the Gateway City. If the site isn't down, that is. You'd think with all the money Darrin is raking in on video sales he could at least pay somebody (like me for instance...) to maintain his page and keep it running.

Speaking of webpages, I have been getting a lot of random websurfers coming to my page in search of Dashboard Confessional tabs. Apparently I rank highly in Google for not only Chris Carrabba-related things (such as hair), but for anything Dashboard. Thanks to this post, I will also be able to cash in on surfers looking for a deal on Darrin's Dance Grooves video or DVD. Now if only I could find some way to slide some advertising into this site without anyone noticing, I could really rake in the dough from all these new visitors...