Well it's about time that I head off to sleep before my great adventure. I will try to keep some sort of diary-type dealie so that I can update you all of my wacky shenanigans upon my return. There is supposedly an internet cafe on the ship but it probably costs approximately $15 per second to use, so don't expect any updates next week. If you receive one, treat it as a windfall.

Before I leave, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that March is National Peanut Month, National Hamburger and Pickle Month, National Music in Our Schools Month, National Noodle Month, and most importantly National Foot Health Month.